Peter and the man's wife tried calming him down, but he kept getting angrier. You will never get fat and you will never get sick." Suddenly, the husband grew angry, and screamed toward the sky. "In Heaven, you don't have to worry about Earthly problems. "Well… this is all nice, but… do you have any low cholesterol, low-fat options…?" St. Wagu beef, prime rib, lobster, veal, salmon, rare vegetables and spices- all one could eat. This is Heaven- everything is taken care of." Next, he took them to the equivalence of a five-star restaurant next to the course. They would have golfing privileges whenever they wanted, an angel as a caddy on command, and the course even changed daily to represent the most elite courses on Earth. "This is Heaven- everything is free!" Next, he took them to the Championship golf course just minutes away from their mansion. "How much will this cost us?" asked the husband.
Peter welcomed them into Heaven and took them to their small palace in heaven- complete with a large bedroom, Jacuzzi, full kitchen, and billiards table. After awhile, she would either reach behind and unfasten her bra, letting it just fall loose, or in some way or another suggest that I undo it so that I could get to her back better. They had been in good health for the last ten years, mainly as a result of the wife's interest in healthy diets and exercise. The times when she wanted to fool around, she would have me crawl up onto her bed and straddle her butt and rub up underneath her shirt (or nightgown).
But just what the heck do you want?” “Driver’s license and registration please.” He rolls his window down and yells to the guy, “I know, you’re the blue bastard of the asphalt. Not quite willing our guy decides to stop a last time. To his frustration he sees another guy on the side of the road, dressed all in blue, making a hand signal to stop him. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what. A bit irritated our guy stops, cranks down the window and asks, “What can I do for you?” “I am the yellow bastard of the asphalt, you got something to drink?” Hardly managing to smile this time he hands to the guy a can of soda and then stomps on the pedal and takes off again. This time the guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving him to stop. It all started with this TikTok Lewis posted a little while ago titled tea 4 u.
This is Sammie Lewis, an 18-year-old student from Washington state and originator of the here’s the motherfucking tea meme. Not even five minutes later he comes across another guy. If the young woman above has been haunting your dreams, you may be a TikTok user. Our guy rolls down the window and asks, “How can I help you?” “I am the red bastard of the asphalt, you got something to eat?” With a smile on his face he hands one of his sandwiches to the red dressed guy and drives away. On his way to the lake he sees one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gesturing him to stop.